Conversation at the kitchen table:
Me: (looking at my work schedule) I'm working with D--- tonight, ugh.
Cute Hubby's friend: What's wrong with that?
Me: He's a football player. He's the only person that I work with who doesn't get my sense of humor. Every one else laughs at my jokes, because of course, they're funny. But D--- just looks at me all bug eyed.
CH's friend: How about if I go in and ask him if anyone ever told him he was bug eyed? Would that help?
Me: No! Don't do that!
CH's friend: Why not? What's he going to do, tackle me?
Cute Hubby: Hey, you don't know that he won't. Maybe he's one of those guys who's only response to a situation he can't handle is to tackle.
silence.
Me: Just don't do it.
7 comments:
Maybe the bug-eyedness comes from a few too many hits to the head!
That conversation is hilarious!!! :)
hahhahahah this is brilliant! You need to compile all your conversations that you have with CH, CH's friend and all your family and friends into a book. I mean it, they are fabulous and funny!
Darling I hope work with bug eyed footballer goes well.
You are fabulous, he is not. Hence why he does not get your humor! ;o)
xoxo
Marian.
fingers crossed that he doesn't do it!!!
Somehow I think we haven't heard the end yet....
:-)
xo
Men. Sheesh.
Hi dear I hope the shift with bug eye footballer went well.
Just checking on you to make sure he didnt tackle you to the floor :)
big kiss
xx
marian
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