O.K., I'm really laughing. This December's Vogue, seriously, what is up with this man's tights? I actually feel sorry for this model, because I am confident that he had no idea whatsoever what was going on "behind" him. Poor soul, his friends will never let him live this one down. No matter what the future brings, he will always be Vogue's "ass" man. Oh, and by the way, this would have been a beautiful shot otherwise.