Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Did I Really Say That?

We should have a winter holiday called "Blathering Boob Day", and dedicate it to all of the people who are having a hard time holding on until Spring. On that one day, we could all get together and rejoice, knowing that we are not the only blathering boobs out there who's senses have become increasingly dull due to lack of exercise in the warm, open air.
Today, I awoke with a pounding headache, which after trying many remedies, only went away after eating a sticky bun. My favorite sweater, which was washed in the delicate cycle, came out all lumpy and full of weird, little yarn balls. I offended a customer in work today, due to my complete and utter ignorance over the word "Fastnaughts", which I had never heard of before, but apparently everybody else has. With my headache returning, and my energy spent, I begged off my final half hour of work and came home. Upon returning to my safe haven, I immediately downed another sticky bun, with a cup of chai, resulting in nagging indigestion. Having celebrated Blathering Boob Day to the fullest, I am now going to bed. Much love to all of you, and my apologies to anyone I may have offended today. kiss, kiss. xo


sallymandy said...

I officially join you in Blathering Boob Day. Thank you for instituting it.

When spring comes, what will our excuse be?

Dominica said...

Sorry, but this made me smile but I agree and understand...
Last Saturday, I was feeling an urge to kill any customer with a horrendous kid !
So Paris came in handy..; seeing that even one of the most beautiful cities in the world can look as grey as our city...but still, it felt like a little holiday and did us well.
Going to have a pampering manicure this evening (need it, you see too much stress on hands, skin and nails)
and count the hours until next will be like 12°C and that means, Spring is in the air !

Vic said...

Blathering Boob day is not nearly enough for me - I think I need a whole Foot in Mouth Month.
At least you had sticky buns to get you through.
Hang in there!!

diane said...

Sallymandy: Welcome, the more the merrier.
We'll worry about that when the time comes.
Dominica: You got to go to Paris! And, you're having your nails done! I'm going back to bed now, where the h*ll is my sticky bun.
Vic: We should just go for it and form a Blathering Boob Club. I'll order the jackets.

Cait said...

Does this mean we can go without our bras too? You know, being a boob day and all.

Thanks for the comment. Thunderstorms here..hard to believe. It might turn to snow.

I hope you gets some rest.

diane said...

Cait: Any excuse to go bra-less is good with me. But, this rule only applies to women. No man-boobs, please.

Rest does not fit into my schedule today. This morning's agenda consists of lots of coffee and dancing around the living room to Sesame Street songs with my grand daughter. Then it's off to work I go, hi ho hi ho.

Ann said...

I love the sketch. :)

So... I live in FLA. Everyday is spring (*Yawnnn and stretchhh*) until the end of May (through October). Then life becomes a sweat bucket.

Sticky buns as pain remedy. Hmmm... I must try this. :P

Jack Daniel said...

Oooh, don't take a lot of remedies. I dont trust those things. Although they do work.....:P

I miss your drawings on your blog. :)