Thursday, February 12, 2009
This Conversation Happened in My Mind
Brinnng....brinnng (sound of phone ringing). Voice answers "Good afternoon, Christian Dior NYC, Praline speaking, can I help you?" Yes, well, maybe. Do you have a complaint department, because I'd like to lodge one. "Excuse me?" It seems that Christian Dior stole my hair. Is there anyone I can complain to about this? (sound of whispering and muffled laughter, then a dial tone) Man, this sucks. I've been an individual for years, and now Dior has taken my hair mainstream. Uhhggg! What can you do about a thing like that?