Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Things We Wipe









Since I spent the majority of the day yesterday chasing my grand daughter around with a wet cloth, I thought it would be fun to post some things we wipe:


Brad Pitt is not in there by accident, folks. He uses baby wipes on his armpits when he doesn't have time for a shower.


And how about that scrubbing action on the baby's head, yikes.


There's always camouflage toilet paper, so you can't see if you're doing a good job or not.


I guess this picture of Mona Lisa was before tissues were invented.


What is wiping without a classic wipe out anyway?

Wiping is important.
Wiping's really good.
So, do a good job wiping
as every body should. xo

23 comments:

miriam said...

haha, this is great!

Green-Eyed Momster said...

Since I've had 4 kids I consider myself a Queen of Wiping!

During the summer I have something in common with Brad Pitt. Who would have thought? I always thought it was considered a whore bath though. Sometimes I need one twice a day. Especially when I'm on vacation and doing yard work!

Hugs!!

diane said...

Tracey: Doesn't a whore bath include really strong cheap perfume?

Dooder City said...

this is great. i had a huge discussion with my friend how to wipe and we came to the concensus that up is better than down! Great post!

Girl Interrupted said...

lol only you could come up with this post Diane! Superb and kooky!

I want some of that camouflage loo roll ... I wonder if you get a free soldier with it?

Moannie said...

I love this post, and yep, still wiping.

diane said...

Dooder C: Since the discussion has turned over to how we wipe, I will concur: up is better.

Girl I: Hahaha, only one person would think of winning a soldier. Wouldn't it be great if we all had someone else to do our fighting for us? What? That's not why you wanted one? Oh.... never mind.

Moannie: As opposed to what?

Aya Smith said...

Oh my, this is hilarious. ANd how did Brad get in there! LOL

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

ummmm, wow..lol

Green-Eyed Momster said...

Yes, and I can wear it too this week! I'm on vacation!!

Hugs!!

SkylersDad said...

Since having my son I have realized that baby wipes are the best thing ever made.

JFK Jean said...

This really is great. I honestly didn't know what to think when I saw that pale bare arse on my dashboard haha

JFK Jean said...

Oh btw: I go back to front...and as a bonus, the toilet tissue faces down.....

Cait said...

hahaaa...yeap, always have to keep wiping.

Hope my episode today didn't make you mad. I just laughed and laughed when I saw it.

diane said...

Aya: Brad's the thing we fantasize about wiping with.

FDLB: My expert de-coders are still working on your comment. I'll get back to you later.

Tracey: If you're wearing it on vacation, it might double as a bug repellent. Just a thought.

SkylersDad: I can only imagine what it is like for you. Hugs.

JFK Jean: Too much info. It's o.k. if the girls want to tell how they do it though.

diane said...

Cait: Nothing you write makes me mad, I understand that it's not real. Right?

trishiekoh said...

This is hilarious! Good to know that little tidbit about Brad too.

PS: I'm having a little giveaway at my blog at the moment, hope you enter! http://trishiekoh.blogspot.com/2009/08/yayan-award-and-giveaway.html

drollgirl said...

wiping IS very important! one must apply oneself and wipe properly -- or else!

and thank you for the comment on my blog today. i know many/most won't get those photos, or want to try to take the time to understand them, but i love them. and it is nice to see another segment of society portrayed besides beautiful fashion pictorials that we are inundated with every single day.

sorry if that sounds preachy and shit. :[

diane said...

drollgirl: I get it, it doesn't sound preachy, and you've inspired my next post. Thank you. xo

jadedj said...

Camouflage TP? Somebody actually looks to see? Errrrrrgh.

Best laugh of the day though.

anna said...

hahaha this cracked me up! :)

Joanna Jenkins said...

Seriously, Brad Pitt uses baby wipes instead of showering?!?! I learn something new every day.

Very cleaver post diane,

xo

Jack Daniel said...

Interesting post...although the last picture is just...the best WIPE picture. I understand. :)