Thursday, December 24, 2009
Nothing Says Merry Christmas Better Than a Chubby Showgirl Doll
Merry Christmas! I searched through thousands of images for the perfect Christmas photo, and finally settled on this one. I think it says it all, don't you? The holy manger is probably hidden in the doll's hair somewhere. Or maybe the chubby one swallowed Jesus. What? Don't make that face, you were thinking it too.
The skinny one had her legs glued together so she wouldn't look all trampy like the chubby one. They're doing their Christmas Cheer just for you. Give me a C! Give me an H! If you squint, they look like sex toys.
Ha ha! Made you squint.