Sunday, January 10, 2010

Bug Eyed Footballer

Conversation at the kitchen table:

Me: (looking at my work schedule) I'm working with D--- tonight, ugh.

Cute Hubby's friend: What's wrong with that?

Me: He's a football player. He's the only person that I work with who doesn't get my sense of humor. Every one else laughs at my jokes, because of course, they're funny. But D--- just looks at me all bug eyed.

CH's friend: How about if I go in and ask him if anyone ever told him he was bug eyed? Would that help?

Me: No! Don't do that!

CH's friend: Why not? What's he going to do, tackle me?

Cute Hubby: Hey, you don't know that he won't. Maybe he's one of those guys who's only response to a situation he can't handle is to tackle.


Me: Just don't do it.


SkylersDad said...

Maybe the bug-eyedness comes from a few too many hits to the head!

blueviolet said...

That conversation is hilarious!!! :)

marian said...

hahhahahah this is brilliant! You need to compile all your conversations that you have with CH, CH's friend and all your family and friends into a book. I mean it, they are fabulous and funny!
Darling I hope work with bug eyed footballer goes well.

You are fabulous, he is not. Hence why he does not get your humor! ;o)

drollgirl said...

fingers crossed that he doesn't do it!!!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Somehow I think we haven't heard the end yet....


mo.stoneskin said...

Men. Sheesh.

marian said...

Hi dear I hope the shift with bug eye footballer went well.
Just checking on you to make sure he didnt tackle you to the floor :)
big kiss

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