Saturday, March 6, 2010

Snow Boobs

As I was rushing to get ready for work yesterday, I pinched a piece of my fingertip off in the closet door. A small piece, but it bled like the elevators in The Shining. So, with a bandaged finger the size of a lightbulb, I headed out to work across the slushy snow. Halfway there, I slipped and the wet, mushy ick. And the force of the fall made my bra come undone. Due to the large coat, I couldn't fix my bra, so I finished the trek to work with my bra slipping down. Of course I was late for work, so I had to fix my bra in front of the time clock, with B---n from the dairy section standing behind me. How ap-pro-po.

*the photo is from Cute as a Button. What? You didn't think I was really that talented, did you?


Joanna Jenkins said...

Oh Jeez Diane, I don't meant o laugh but you tell the story so well :-)

The bra pic is priceless and I am really sorry about your finger. I hope it heals soon.


Green-Eyed Momster said...

My body shape is changing since I'm losing weight and I'm always adjusting my "girls" I hope your finger is better already and you weren't hurt. Tired of winter yet? I sure am.

I'll bet B---n got a kick out of you fixing your bra at the time clock.

As for the picture, all I could think was "that would give someone stiff nipples!"


Dominica said...

great picture Diane .... and I've never doubted you having loads of talent !

Marian said...

You poor darling! what a start to your work day!
hope that finger is doing ok now.that bra picture is GOLDEN ;)

Dr Zibbs said...

Lends new meaning to the term "lift ticket"




Lulu said...

Excellent snow picture! I don't even want to stick voodoo doll pins in it...but I would. For you.

diane said...

Joanna: yuk yuk yuk.

Tracey: You're losing weight? I hope that's not from stress. You look pretty good to me.

Domi: Look who's talking:
Runs a boutique-check
Crochets and sews-check
Does awesome custom work on photos-check

Marian: Thanks pal.

zibbsy: Haha, never thought of that one.

Lulu: Oh would you? That would be greaaaat, thannnnnks.

furiousBall said...

I'd like to go on the record as being pro-boob. there, i'm glad that's out in the open now. :)

Isabel said...

Hahaha, this is totally awesome!

diane said...

Van: I'm certainly glad we cleared that up.

Isa: Welcome to the insanity.

PrincessImp. said...

Ouch! Sorry to hear about your finger! Hope the swelling has gone down by now!

miriam said...

haha, great boobs!

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Sounds like one of those mornings where you wish you could just go back to bed and hide under the covers. :)

diane said...

PrincessImp: I heart your profile pic.

Miriam: Mine are only that shape if they are molded into a bra.

Stacy: I did not hide. I bravely faced my nightmare in the.....face.

drollgirl said...

oh god. i am so sorry!

the other day i was "fixing" my tights in the kitchen at work. that means my skirt was all the way up as i was struggling to pull up those damn tights. and of course in walked my male co-worker. SIGH.