Wednesday, September 15, 2010

I'm Going to Witchita, Far From This Apple Core

Today is Tommy Lee Jones birthday.

Dear Tommy,
I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. What's it like to have survived rooming with Al Gore for four years in college? Was he the "Rhoda" or the "Mary"? Anyways, I think you look pretty good for being 64, although I bet you wish you hadn't spent so much time in the sun.
Well, have a nice day today. Maybe someone will buy you some sunscreen for your birthday, or a laser treatment.

Your friend,

1 comment:

SkylersDad said...

I thought he was older than 64... Oops!