Today is Tommy Lee Jones birthday.
Dear Tommy,
I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. What's it like to have survived rooming with Al Gore for four years in college? Was he the "Rhoda" or the "Mary"? Anyways, I think you look pretty good for being 64, although I bet you wish you hadn't spent so much time in the sun.
Well, have a nice day today. Maybe someone will buy you some sunscreen for your birthday, or a laser treatment.
Your friend,
Diane
1 comment:
I thought he was older than 64... Oops!
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