I was walking home from work, when some guy who had been stalking me through my blog ran up behind me with a pair of scissors, snipped off a long piece of my hair, and ran away. It was a shocking moment, you had to be there, well....maybe you were if you're that stupid stalker guy. Anyways, I ran into work and called the police. Amazingly, our local keystone cops tracked this guy down.......and took him straight to gullible.....
which is where you are if you believe this story.
The real reason I cut my hair is because it was long overdue. Dry, too long & heavy, lacking any real sense of style.
Cute Hubby: "Are you sure you want to cut your hair before work?"
Me: (calling cheerfully) "I know what I'm doing."
An hour and a half later:
Me: "Could you come up here and trim up the back for me? I can't reach."
Cute Hubby: "Don't make me do this! I don't know anything about hair. (snipping away) "Oh my g*d! I just snipped off a HUGE chunk in the middle! (crying like a little girl) I can't do this"
Me: (because I'm just that mean) "Stop crying and keep cutting, you're doing fine."
It just needs to be evened out a little in the back, not much.
9 comments:
Patoooooooooee...I believed you! Evil trick!
No way, I mean no way would I cut my wife's hair.
hahaha...
You get desparate in winter. I cut my own. & people thought I'd gone somewhere to get it done. I finally went in and got a trim. I can only do so much.
Love the photos!
What a life of adventure! :)
My dad used to cut our hair when we were young. He always said the only difference between a good haircut and a bad one is two weeks.
I'm glad my wife doesn't make me cut her hair, I'd be crying too.
LOL! wow! i am glad nobody is TOO ANGRY about this experience! lol
when i was a kid i liked to cut my sister's hair. i found it difficult to get her bangs even, and then came up with the BRILLIANT notion that it would work best if i cut the bangs from ear to ear. and, of course, i did this right before picture day. my mom almost killed me! the results were AWFUL!
I can't believe you made him cry! Looks lovely from the front. I prefer to think that somewhere a stalker is really happy to have that chunk taken from the back. Stalkers should be happy too.
Okay. Maybe not.
It looks fabulous!!
You really had me going...
Hugs and love!!
Haha. I love that title.
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