Friday, April 10, 2009

Bad Cat, No Meow Mix For You.


O.k., I am totally cracking up here. I was just out for my morning walk in my yard, and noticed a ripped up diaper bag in my neighbor's yard. I didn't know what to do when I saw it, so I just went back inside and made a pot of coffee. I am totally laughing at the thought of a cat running with a dirty diaper hanging in a bag from it's mouth. WTF? Is there a shortage of birds around here? Have our local cats suddenly gone ghetto? I feel a little guilty about this, my neighbor is a really nice European guy who sends over sausages once in a while. I wonder if he'll know it's ours, the bright orange bag might be a tip off.

12 comments:

drollgirl said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Girl Interrupted said...

lol cats have so much more comedy value than dogs

Dooder City said...

ewwwwww. It kind of reminds me when my dog goes through the trash in the bathroom and people come over and I open the door and all the contents of the bathrooms trash is all over. So embarrassing.

diane said...

Girls, girls: It's o.k., but I might check to make sure the cat's still in the neighborhood before eating the next batch of sausages.

JFK Jean said...

How disgusting but very amusing lol

Re:

"I'll provide the dialog:
Hi, I'm not from around here, and I was wondering if you could give me directions to my socks."

Do we not approve of shoes with no socks?

Miss Yvonne said...

Our dog used to eat tampons out of our bathroom garbage and my cat eats his own vomit.

Animals are gross and totally hilarious.

diane said...

JFK Jean: You little stalker you. I love no socks with shoes when it matches the rest of the outfit, like shorts and a tee. I totally approve of you noticing, btw.

Miss Yvonne: I used to have a dog who did that too, we had to get a trash can with a lid for the bathroom.

grace e. said...

woow that's pretty gross haha
but thanks for your sweet comment! That concert is definitely going into my top 10 concert list. I hope you're having a good friday!

<3

Cait said...

Those earthy creatures!

My can would never do that..hahahaha..I wouldn't put anything past him. He pooped in my Mom's purse once because he didn't find his litter box to his liking.

Hope you have a great Easter. A big dinner and all. I'm going to my parents.

Thanks again for all your comments...and making me smile & laugh.

Cait said...

I just got finished watching Fast Food nation. I dunno is I'll eat a burger again..

diane said...

Grace e: Welcome. I will most definately be haunting your blog, thanks for visiting mine.

Cait: What your cat did is definately grosser than what my neighborhood cat did, you win.
I work on Easter, but I'll be home in time for dinner. Have a nice time with the rents & bro. xo

frances said...

haha eww, i am quite glad im allergic to cats sometimes. x