Monday, July 20, 2009

Love Quotes

1. Melanie Griffith
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
2. Anonymous
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
3. Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
4. Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
5. Freud
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"
6. Samuel Johnson
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
7. Woody Allen
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
8. Agatha Christie
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
9. Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
10. Melanie Clark
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.


mo.stoneskin said...

Woody Allen's genius blows me away!

Dominica said...

That's why I always have loved Woody Allen's movies and humour ! He's such a great 'brain'...

Dooder City said...

I loved that movie Milk Money...Melanie was so hot in it.

JFK Jean said...

1- Still working on that

2- I really shouldn't be thinking about that haha

4- Hahaha

7- Classic Woody, this has to be from a movie?

Jack Daniel said...

I LOVE # 7 from Woody Allen. :)

SkylersDad said...

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other mornings I let her sleep in..."

Bella said...

Ahhh, loved this! Woody Allen is just a brilliant, brilliant man.

Prunella Jones said...

"Love will keep us together."

Captain and Tennille

diane said...

I love that some of you are adding your own quotes! xo

Isabel said...

Haha, Woody Allen. He loved his daughter a little too much, I guess.

drollgirl said...

love is so complicated. such a mess. oh, i don't have it all figured out, but these quotes are great!

Green-Eyed Momster said...

I love love.
Freud, I think a woman wants to feel lovely and wanted. He's dead right? Wonder if he ever figured it out....

Great post!


La Couturier said...

I really love all of this.

La C.

The Peach Tart said...

Thanks for sharing these. Some really good ones. Freud...if anyone should have been able to figure it out, wouldn't you think it would be him?

cait said...

such cool quotes!