Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Encore! Encore!

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "No".

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all of the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.


mo.stoneskin said...

That's why I don't go down to Chinatown. The fear of not living to 100 and dying down a little street of wok shops.

Green-Eyed Momster said...

Very funny!


Jack Daniel said...

Is this Woody again? He's awsome. :)

The Man Who Knew Too Much said...

LOL, that first line made me smile. :)

miriam said...

great quotes, i like your the you got going there. encore encore!

miriam said...

oh, and you've been tagged if you fancy it!

Miss Yvonne said...

Oh Woody....you had me at "oral contraception".

cait said...

Love the drawing! too.

Joanna Jenkins said...

How did i miss this one?!?!?! It's fabulous!!!!

michellehendra said...

woww.. hilarious and entertaining! :)