I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "No".
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all of the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
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That's why I don't go down to Chinatown. The fear of not living to 100 and dying down a little street of wok shops.
Very funny!
Hugs!!
Is this Woody again? He's awsome. :)
LOL, that first line made me smile. :)
great quotes, i like your the you got going there. encore encore!
oh, and you've been tagged if you fancy it!
Oh Woody....you had me at "oral contraception".
Love the drawing! too.
How did i miss this one?!?!?! It's fabulous!!!!
woww.. hilarious and entertaining! :)
xx
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