Monday, July 13, 2009

Madonna Gives Queen of Pop a Whole New Meaning



I may not be the Queen of Pop, but I sure know enough to cover up my unflattering bits.
Notice how Madonna is so tightly squeezed into her outfit and how her, now untoned, flesh is popping it's way out into the free world. Blechh! Due to the lack of a camera at the moment, you will have to use your imagination a bit along with my stick drawing. Notice how my top and shorts cover up anything unflattering; no stretchy boobs, no flabby tummy, no marshmellowy rear end. The long crochet cardigan adds additional coverage to the backs of the legs. H*ll, this outfit would even look good on a young chick. So, take THAT Madonna. But don't take it too personal, o.k.?

23 comments:

Jules said...

Madonna still looks good for her age though. But YOU, YOU look awesome!

Girl Interrupted said...

Yeah! And Madge can't walk on water like you either!

:P xx

SkylersDad said...

Can I just say I want to see a photo of you in those lace way up boots?

mo.stoneskin said...

Now what would be really cool is an animated Madonna cover featuring your stick drawing.

Gary Heller said...

I actually really like that photo of Madonna even though I was never a big fan of hers.
Your stick drawing is funny though. . .
I agree with Jules on all counts here.

michellehendra said...

she's a diva though. her LV campaign is really great! make her look like a living barbie doll,the photos don't show her age though.. she looks really young.

xx

diane said...

Jules: I'm not knocking Madonna. I just think she chose a really bad outfit. There are other photos that make her look worse.

Girl I: How about that stick figure messiah action?

SkylersDad: Never gonna happen.

Mo S: That's a really funny thought.

Gary H: I really like Madonna too. I just think she needs to realize that she can no longer wear some things. I'm glad you like my drawing.

michellehendra: I love her LV campaign, and featured a photo from it in one of my posts.

EVERYBODY: Thank you for your lovely comments. I was in no way comparing myself to Madonna, only the art of dressing at 50.

drollgirl said...

ahahha!!! i know ALL about covering the flaws. sadly there are more and more flaws as the years go by, so it is getting rather tricky to cover them ALL! :)

miriam said...

oh my Diane, when are you going to come over to Stockholm and take over Globen? at least you can sing unlike Madge!

diane said...

Drollgirl: So, then Tricky's your middle name?

Miriam: I would love to come for a visit. I could sing lullabies, would that be o.k.?

Green-Eyed Momster said...

She's weird! Remember the cone bra?
I think I'd be lucky if my body looked like hers at her age though and I KNOW HOW TO DRESS PROPERLY!!

:) You are HOT!!

HUGS!!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Yes, Madonna has a geat bod but what's the point of her crazy get-up? I like your sketch way better :-)

JFK Jean said...

She definitely does look good for 50+ but she's needs to discover her boundaries as well. Your loco Diane, very clever haha

diane said...

Tracey: OMG, the cone bra! That was back when JPG was dressing her. I know you dress appropriately, I've seen your pics. You always look very nice.

Joanna J: I was wondering the same thing. I also wondered if maybe she's drinking on the sly, because I'm not sure a sober person would agree to that outfit.

JFK Jean: Thanks pal! I love being called loco. You made my day. :)

The Fabulous Girl said...

i do agree that madonna does look good for her age and she is an entartainer... she need to dress provocatively.

Cait said...

hahahaa...love your art work. You're the best.

Thanks for the note. Just don't know what got into me. Funny, how one little thing like shampooing the carpet can cause an avalanche. Of course, it might help if I could spell it.

Dooder City said...

I love that drawing...it cracks me up. I think madonna looks rediculous a lot of the time. I feel like a total anti-feminist saying that but it is true.

I knew you would love Bonnie Raitt:)

Dominica said...

I saw a docu recently on her and how she began and compared to how she looks nowadays ; 1 word
CREEPY !
What's wrong with ageing gracefully, well kept and still being powerful ?
Remember how Grace Kelly looked in her last years ? Catherine Deneuve ? Sophia Loren looks FABULOUS and she eats pasta !! And sauce !! And she can keep a husband and doesn't need a toyboy to prove she's having sex by appointment 1 a year ! LOL
No, her Madgesty lost my intrest a couple of years ago !
You Diane, I can listen to you EVERYDAY !

Dominica said...

PS Madonna must have shares in the holding that produced PHOTOSHOP !

diane said...

The Fabulous Girl: You are right, she's very entertaining.

Cait: Your little soap opera is really shaking things up lately. Avalanche describes it to a T.

Dooder C: Looking ridiculous is tolerable. Looking out of shape in a sexy outfit is gross.

Dominica: I love that about Sophia Loren eating pasta, so did Marilyn Monroe. If Madonna has stock in Photoshop, they are failing her miserably.

its sophisticated said...

Madonna is the best love lars

Jasmina said...

mh yeah she´s getting old and it´s natural, even madonna can´t be young for ever

miriam said...

yes, come and sing me lullabies : )