Monday, July 13, 2009
Madonna Gives Queen of Pop a Whole New Meaning
I may not be the Queen of Pop, but I sure know enough to cover up my unflattering bits.
Notice how Madonna is so tightly squeezed into her outfit and how her, now untoned, flesh is popping it's way out into the free world. Blechh! Due to the lack of a camera at the moment, you will have to use your imagination a bit along with my stick drawing. Notice how my top and shorts cover up anything unflattering; no stretchy boobs, no flabby tummy, no marshmellowy rear end. The long crochet cardigan adds additional coverage to the backs of the legs. H*ll, this outfit would even look good on a young chick. So, take THAT Madonna. But don't take it too personal, o.k.?