Thursday, December 17, 2009

Stupid Men, No Offence Guys

So, I was feeling all chipper and good about everything, and we were driving to the grocery store, and I said "I really like the way my eye photo came out. Not one wrinkle".

Cute Hubby: That's because it was out of focus.

Me: Way to rain on my feel good parade, brainiac.

CH: I'm not. The photo was fuzzy.

Me: Please stop talking.

CH: I like the eye photo. You're beautiful, honey.

Me: Too late.

CH: I didn't mean anything. I'm sorry.

Me: Seriously too late. Stop talking.


Tracey said...

I love your eye photo and I've seen a few pictures of you and I've never seen a wrinkle!
My wrinkles are getting wrinkles! I have to stop using a magnifying mirror!

Green-Eyed Momster

diane said...

Tracey: CH would probably say that all of my pictures are fuzzy. And yes, please don't use a magnifying mirror, jeez. It's o.k. if we have wrinkles, but we sure don't need to magnify them or hear our husbands talking about them.

SkylersDad said...

Oooo, rookie mistake! He should have known better, or at least his self-preservation circuit breaker should have popped.

diane said...

Chris: Your comment made me lol. heart.

Gary Heller said...

LOL, that is too funny. Man, i can relate to your CH because I would have got all technical about it too. . . just the way guys are.
But it is a great eye photo. Hey, put it this way. . .even though the focus is soft we would still be able to see wrinkles and stuff if it were there. So, soft focus or not its a great eye
You have a great eye ;)

drollgirl said...

argh!!! why do they say stuff like that?!??! ARGH!!!

diane said...

Gary: I think CH is grateful for your comment, it redeems him somewhat.

diane said...

Drolly: It's o.k., really, but just out of curiosity, why are you talking like a pirate?

Isabel said...

Hahaha! Awesome. You're too funny, Diane.

Dominica said...

hahahaha, shall I come over and kick him in the n*** ?? I've trained mine so that he starts behaving like a woman and me, I'm all man lately ...fierce.
And don't you hate it when they totally 'write down' a picture you find amazing and they choose some other you find horrendous (or your face isn't showing) ...

PS didn't have the chance 2 go to post-office yet, but will try to do this next week ...XX

Miss Eve said...

Honey your eye photo is gorgeous! Man are always say stupid things like this, they are so material...However it was a funny story :-) I can imagine my man saying something like this LOL.

Wishing you a lovely weekend dear Diane, much love: Evi

diane said...

Isa: How did finals go?

Domi: I can see how you could be a little fierce. After all, you have a lot to protect; your business, your family.
It's a busy time of year. When ever you get to the post office is fine with me.

Evi: Thank you honey. I hope you have a beautiful week end too. xo

Heather said...

Men are pretty much gay most of the time. Except when they want booty then they aren't but most of the time they are.

I found your blog through Miss Yvonne and I love it already!

diane said...

Heather: That's an interesting analogy. I'm coming over to check out your blog.

Iva said...

you eye photo came out beautiful! ;)

Joanna Jenkins said...

I love the eye photo too.

Hope Cute Hubby is out of the dog house by now!


Middle Aged Woman said...

Totally harshing your buzz. I LOVE your blog. THIS is what blogging should be like. I've already been to to cry over the gorgeous stuff I can't afford.