Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Never Again.......Whatever.




Thank you Victoria's Secret, for reminding me that I will never again be able to wear stuff like this. Well, I could maybe wear the second one to the last and not get laughed off of the beach, but I still won't ever look like that girl. Wait......did I EVER look like that girl? O.k.......soooooo, thank you Victoria's Secret for reminding me that I never looked this good. crap.

18 comments:

mo.stoneskin said...

You have such a lovely attitude towards Victoria's Secret.
;)

diane said...

Mo: I know V'sS is the married man's playboy. There they are, sneaking peeks like hungry little wolves when their wives aren't in the room.

SkylersDad said...

These are not how real women look, just like real guys don't have abs you could wash your clothes on.

diane said...

Chris: Thanks for the emotional support. Now....what do you want?

Girl Interrupted said...

Yes, but they're scared of chocolate cake ... pity the poor souls, don't envy them :P

drollgirl said...

ha! stupid victoria's secret. whenever i get these dumb mags i look and try and figure out which bathing suit i would wear if i ever had a hot body. NOT LIKELY TO HAPPEN, EVER! oh well!

p.s. loved your comment today! you are so right about those pics looking fellini-esque!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Who is Victoria? I'd like to slap her senseless :-)

xo

Diya said...

lol. i do love that slashed swimsuit.


I've recently started a blog and would love it if you stopped by/exchanged links with me. :) thanks in advance!
http://diyainherstilettos.blogspot.com/

The Red Umbrella said...

Victoria is such a blabbermouth.
Worst kept secret ever!

ModernMom said...

I choose to believe they are way way airbrushed!

diane said...

Kate: Chocolate cake isn't for sissies.

Drolly: Maybe we should design our own. I bet they'd sell really well.

Joanna: I hear she's a real trouble maker.

Diya: Thanks for the invite. I'll come check you out.

Red Umbrella: Your page is awesome, and I hope that's no secret.

Modern Mom: I never thought of that. Silly me.

cait said...

hahaha..around here victoria secrets is something pre-teens buy their flannel pjs for sleepover and drag moms in to the perfume counter. I guess you have to buy the good stuff in the catalogue. Well, the bras are there which my friend spends way too much on when I've gone with her.

Choo said...

I like that!I wanna have all that stuffs:)
why never again??

The Peach Tart said...

You do realize these ladies make up about 1/2% of the population. I would have worn all these in my 20s and 30s. Damn I wish I had appreciated my body then.

miriam (Björn Borg) said...

haha, you're funny.

diane said...

Cait: I like their pj's, and their sweats, too.

Choo: If I have to explain it to you, you're too young.

Peachy: Me too. I would have definitely been healthier.

Miriam: Thanks pal.

marian said...

Diane you are HOTTER than any Victorias Secret girl any dang day!
xx
marian

diane said...

Marian: Woa! That is some support, thank you!