The Tampon Store Sells Hats, Weird.

Just so you know, you will definitely need to sneak a cigarette if you are sitting next to this guy on the plane; his uptight-too-short tie explains it all.

No fair playing with your remote control car on the plane. Or your Bic.


And seriously, good luck understanding the "A-B-A"
diagram of the plane. Be careful that you don't trip over the green line in the aisle, thus breaking your best pair of high heels.